Kickoff: Matt Hardy vs EliasThis match was pretty much exactly what you would get on Raw. I would elaborate more but much like the 15 people in attendance I don't really care that much. Elias won with the Drift Away, as he should. **
Kickoff: Cruiserweight Title - Enzo Amore vs KalistoThis starts off in fine form with Kalisto fucking up his entrance. Enzo then talks nonsense. Something about beef stew and chickens. Kalisto takes the advantage early on, hitting a slingshot Code Red. Then we go to adverts.
Back from the break Enzo is in charge. He hangs Kalisto in the tree of woe and gets some licks in. Enzo grounds Kalisto with a side headlock, like a boss. He tries to hang him in another tree of woe but Kalisto escapes.
Kalisto fights back but in the end Enzo picks up the win after running Kalisto into the turnbuckle and hitting the Sole…